Tag, You’re It! The Wildest, Weirdest Things I’ve Found on People’s Luggage”
Ever been that person standing at baggage claim, watching a parade of identical black suitcases roll by, desperately scanning for your little pink bow or neon green ribbon? Same. But let me tell you — in my years of travel (and a fair share of luggage roulette mishaps), I’ve spotted some hilariously questionable, downright flirtatious, and absolutely bizarre luggage tags. So today, I’m sharing my favorite finds and a few travel tools that’ll help you stand out from the carousel crowd. Ready to get a little wild at baggage claim? Buckle up.
Melissa Ridge
5/2/20252 min read


1. “Property of Daddy” Leather Tag
Yep. Real. Embossed. Gold letters. On a pink suitcase. I didn’t know whether to laugh, wink, or offer my number.
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2. Inflatable Flamingo Keychain
A luggage tag? A pool floaty? Both? Either way, I salute the creativity. Bonus points if it doubles as an emergency cocktail garnish holder.
Travel Hack: Heading somewhere poolside? Use Radical Storage to ditch your bags while you dive into a daiquiri.
3. “Single & Ready to Mingle… in Seat 14A”
Who needs dating apps when your luggage is shooting its shot? Bold move, and honestly, respect.
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4. Miniature Voodoo Doll
Whether it’s for exorcising lost luggage demons or cursing that one gate agent from Terminal C — you do you, traveler.
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