Tag, You’re It! The Wildest, Weirdest Things I’ve Found on People’s Luggage”

Ever been that person standing at baggage claim, watching a parade of identical black suitcases roll by, desperately scanning for your little pink bow or neon green ribbon? Same. But let me tell you — in my years of travel (and a fair share of luggage roulette mishaps), I’ve spotted some hilariously questionable, downright flirtatious, and absolutely bizarre luggage tags. So today, I’m sharing my favorite finds and a few travel tools that’ll help you stand out from the carousel crowd. Ready to get a little wild at baggage claim? Buckle up.

Melissa Ridge

5/2/20252 min read

1. “Property of Daddy” Leather Tag

Yep. Real. Embossed. Gold letters. On a pink suitcase. I didn’t know whether to laugh, wink, or offer my number.

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2. Inflatable Flamingo Keychain

A luggage tag? A pool floaty? Both? Either way, I salute the creativity. Bonus points if it doubles as an emergency cocktail garnish holder.

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3. “Single & Ready to Mingle… in Seat 14A”

Who needs dating apps when your luggage is shooting its shot? Bold move, and honestly, respect.

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4. Miniature Voodoo Doll

Whether it’s for exorcising lost luggage demons or cursing that one gate agent from Terminal C — you do you, traveler.

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Want to Stand Out at Baggage Claim? Here’s How:

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